Welcome to Farleigh's Funnies . . .

What an Entrance!

a place for Dog Gone Humor and Shaggy Dog Stories!



You laughing at me? Are you laughing at me? GOOD! That's why I put on all this make-up!

My name is Chocolate Farleigh, I'm a Bearded Collie; and I'd like to welcome you to FARLEIGH'S FUNNIES. Most of you hoomins tend to take life too seriously, and I would like to help you lighten up! Us dogs are here for your entertainment, and we've got it figured out! We keep you entertained with our goofy smiles and our loving kisses. We do that, 'cause we know that will keep you from kicking us . . . (and they say cats are so smart!)

Wanna KISS???
Anyway, this site is new, and I want to make it the biggest, bestest "DOG SITE" on the Internet. My hoomin spends a lot of time on his 'puter, and he has given me this task. We would like for you to submit your Funniest Fotos of your Furry Friends to be included on this site. You will be given full credit, and a link to your website, if you have one. Even if you have a great Foto that isn't particularly Funny, we can make it Funny by adding the appropriate words! Only YOU know what your dog is thinking; so go ahead, and put words in your dogs mouth! See the example below:

Chocolate Farleigh goes to the
Chicagoland Beardie Specialty and meets up
with Lakotah and Nikkomah . . .
Over drinks, this is what they came up with . . .

Farleigh, Lakotah & Nikkomah
Well, this little incident did cause Kotah's Mom some grief (I know, it was all my fault; the next day, Kotah ate her Mom's glasses), but this Foto did help to ease the pain! (well, not financially).

That's what we want to do here; ease the pain of everyday life!


Submit your Funniest Fotos . . .

. . .and whatever words you'd like to add to the hilarity. My Hoomin will create cartoon balloons if they are appropriate; you supply the words.

The preferred way to submit your Funny Foto(s) is to Email me with the web site address of your Funny Foto(s) (if applicable) and whatever words you would like added. If your Foto(s) are not on a server, you may Email them to me, but PLEASE inquire first as to their appropriateness. All Fotos must be in .GIF or .JPG format. If you don't have your Fotos in electronic format, Email me, and I will give you address where you can send them by snail mail. Provide a SASE, and we will scan them for FREE and return them to you.

My Hoomin and I reserve the right to only use the Bestest Fotos; so please don't be offended if we don't use yours. However, we will respond to all inquires. All Fotos used will be given FULL CREDIT and a link to your website if you have one.


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Please sign up for the "FARLEIGH'S FUNNIES" mailing list, and send me your Funniest Dog or Dog & Hoomin stories! I will compile the stories and post the BEST of them on my web site (with your permission of course.) Doggy jokes may also be submitted. My only requirements are that nothing be taken seriously! I don't have time for lawsuits or any of that other Doo Doo!

For now, the mailing list is a free-for-all; post it, and it will go out to the whole list. Be cool, and I won't have to moderate it.

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